“Jenna can’t hear us. She’s blind.” (to girls, “Save the Date”)
“I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?” (to the girls, “Keep Your Friends Close”)
“So I was telling the patient in 212, I am not shaving that—” (to Emily as faux candy stripers)
“You’re the worst delivery guy in the history of pizza.” (to Caleb, “Picture This”)
is it January 2nd yet?