Annie and Naomi battle to be best half-sister to new brother Sean. I hope Dan and Serena and Jenny and Eric don’t have a half-brother bestie battle on Gossip Girl. oh wait they never would, that idea sux.
In class, we learn about INTUITION seeing without eyeballs.
Brenda has some mysterious ailment and is ALONE and also: crying. Silver is jealous of Dixon’s new friend who is a hot girl. Audrina wants to invite Brenda to Rehab Times; Kelly agrees to call her. Oooooh.
Pictionary at the Wilson house! And also: Dr. Pepper. Sean sneaks out to take a secret phone call. You know what is scarier than having an imposter brother living in your house? Having Annie “Shanae Grimes” Wilson sneak up on you and be all, HEY BRO. She is such a big tattletale. And Sean is a big old liar; he says his adopted daddy was a gambler and killed himself to protect his son. DOUBT IT. It seems that Annie’s INTUITION is telling her something is up. My intuition is telling me that Shenae Grimes is a terrible actor, especially when she has to have “sneaking suspicions.”
Kelly: She sees you as a mother figure.
Brenda: I didn’t ask for that.
Christina the Hot Cheerleader tries to talk music with Dixon while ensuring the Dr. Pepper logos get excellent coverage in every shot. Well done!
Silver is a total bitchface, making fun of the custodian and the cheerleader on her blog. But then Dixon totes lies to her. I see a relationship fail on its way!
Why is Naomi hanging out with her half-bro like he’s her bf? I love that we required a flashback, within a half hour of an hour long show, to explain that Annie has a hunch that something is not right. When we had already been told that 100 times. Holy crapfestival.
Rehab is EASY! Adrianna is all better. And she makes Brenda realize the error of her ways. What: HIV scare! rehab is hard. HIV scare over! pregnancy ftw! another show too scared to say abortion?
Dixon goes to a black bev hills party, which includes such guests Dr. Dre and Kobe Bryant and Denzel Washington. Ahem. Phewf, Hot Girl Christina is a Lesbian (part-time). Break-up Fail. I was really ready for Silver and Dixon to be dunzo. Yawn. And now Dixon is singing Amazing Grace. Of course he is. Meanwhile Sean vaguely threatens Annie. YAWN.
Brenda can’t have kids. Hmm, if only there was a baby someone didn’t want.
Paternity test requested. Sean is gone. Family fail. Also logic fail on Naomi’s part: how is it Annie’s fault that her dumb mom gave the kid $200,000?
oh man this show is not even so-bad-it’s-good anymore. I think I am officially dunzo with New 90210. maybe i’ll watch the season finale and try to figure out what happened between this episode and the end of the season. that sounds like more fun than watching the show.
Goodbye. F is for Fail. :(