you’re all bundled up, cuz it’s wintertime — scarf, sweaters, whathaveyou — listening to your iPod (perhaps “littlest things,” lily allen). then it’s time to take off your scarf (cuz yer home) or time to loosen your scarf (cuz it’s strangling you and you’re moments away from freaking out) and your iPod sends super static shocks into your ears and brain and you know you just got stupider (more stupid?) and you try not to shout out in alarm on the streetcar/other public place.
every frakkin day. twice.
(minus the days i don’t listen to music to and fro work which = 75% of the time.)
**image from google image search for “static iPod.”